Party Jokes

8 party dad jokes. You asked for it.

Black Tie Optional

I threw a ball for my dog... It’s a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

DogBirthdayPets+2

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Schrodingers RSVP

I want to be invited but I don't want to go!

Party

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Cheers To Whatever

If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

AlcoholMemoryDrinking+2

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Indoor Voice, Failing

Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.

DrinkingParty

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Commit Already

RSVP: Yes? No? Yes now, later no?

IndecisionPartyCommitment

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Punctual In My Own Timezone

Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.

PunctualityTimeParty

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The Tape Never Lies

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

AlcoholDrinkingDancing+1

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Castle Nightlife

Where did everyone go to party in medieval times? The Knight Club

PartyHistory

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