Eating Jokes

6 eating dad jokes. You asked for it.

The Buffet Strategy

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

FoodDietEating

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Slow Lane Connoisseurs

Why do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.

FoodCookingSlow+1

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Slice Of Wisdom

Don't bite off more than you can chew unless it's pizza.

PizzaFoodAdvice+1

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Snack-Based Conflict Resolution

Remember: You can eat your way out of almost any problem.

FoodEatingSnacks+1

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On Track, Technically

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

DietFoodEating+1

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Lunch Ran Long

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

ClockTimeEating+2

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