Emotions Jokes

3 emotions dad jokes. You asked for it.

Onion Wallet

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

MoneySatireWordplay+2

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The Sting of a Dog's Rebuff

It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

AnimalsEmotionsRelationships+2

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Hyperactive Depression

I just downed an energy drink and I'm still depressed, but now with a lot more enthusiasm.

Mental HealthPhysicsEmotions

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