Meditative Advice
You should try meditation. It's at least better than sitting and doing nothing?
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Mental Health Jokes
13 mental health dad jokes. You asked for it.
Stressed Spelled Backwards
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.
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Threatened Employment
How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me...
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Fear of the Light
When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electricity bill, I am afraid of the light.
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Hyperactive Depression
I just downed an energy drink and I'm still depressed, but now with a lot more enthusiasm.
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Embracing the Crazy in the Family
My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'
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How to Know If You're Going Crazy
What's a good sign that you're going insane? I'm asking for an imaginary friend?
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Crash Landing Concerns
If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my main worry would be my airport parking bill.
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Tuesday Blues
It's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.
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Asteroid Excuse
Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.
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Mindful Wolf
I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.
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Zen Email
Can Zen masters send emails? Yes, but no attachment.
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