Satire Jokes

57 satire dad jokes. You asked for it.

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Marriage Fitness Wordplay+2

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Decision Paralysis

I used to think I was indecisive. But now, I'm not sure…

Self-Deprecating Personal Satire

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Joyful Insanity

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Insanity Self-Deprecating Satire+1

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Belief Business

Atheism is a Non Prophet Organization.

Religion Wordplay Philosophy+1

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Linux Upgrade

The box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.

Technology Satire Linux

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Caffeine Coding

Programmers: tools for converting caffeine into code.

Technology Work Satire+2

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Time Tracking

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

Age Time Self-Deprecating+2

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Sense Shortage

Breaking news: there's a global coin shortage! We're all running low on common "cents"!

Wordplay Money News+1

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Clean Evidence

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

Technology Lifestyle Satire+1

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Textual Errors

This sentence contains exactlly three erors.

Language Wordplay Educational+1

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Educational Safari

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

Animals School Wordplay+1

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Mainstream Drowning

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

Irony Satire Wordplay

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AI Humor

AI Bad Joke Factory, finally a way to blame robots for bad jokes!

Technology Satire

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Population Insight

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

Math Satire Wordplay

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Uniqueness Reminder

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Irony Self-Deprecating Observational+2

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Marital Revelation

My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.

Marriage Relationships Irony+1

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Volcanic Opinion

I like mountains but volcanoes are ash holes.

Geography Nature Wordplay+1

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Pun Parenthood

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

Wordplay Parenting Family+1

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Political Humor

We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.

Politics Satire Elections+1

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Tax Paradox

Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong; taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.

Satire Money Politics+2

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Communist Flags

Communism was doomed from the beginning. Did they miss all the red flags?

Politics Historical Satire+2

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Workstation Humor

A bus station is where bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

Work Transport Satire+2

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Norris Power

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Absurd Sports Fiction+2

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Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Satire Wordplay Misdirection+2

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