SATIRE JOKES

10 satire dad jokes. You asked for it.

Joyful Insanity

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

InsanitySelf-DeprecatingSatire+1

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Linux Upgrade

The box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.

TechnologySatireLinux

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Clean Evidence

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

TechnologyLifestyleSatire+1

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Marital Revelation

My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.

MarriageRelationshipsIrony+1

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Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

SatireWordplayMisdirection+2

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Utopian Joke

Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

PoliticsSatireInsult+1

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Procrastination Advice

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

ProcrastinationIronySatire+2

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The Power of Worry

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

WorryLifePerspective+2

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Leading Cause Unveiled

What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.

RelationshipsMarriageSatire

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Taxing Our Way to Zero Debt

If the US wants to solve its $34.9 trillion debt problem, the solution is simple! Just tax each inhabitant on average $100,000. It's like taking a page out of Europe's tax book. One year and poof... no more debt!

MoneyPoliticsTaxes+1

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