Relatable Jokes

9 relatable dad jokes. You asked for it.

Strategic Redundancy

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

PhoneTechnologyRelatable

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Paperwork On File

I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.

InsanityFamilyRelatable+1

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Big Night Hardware Store

I'm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out...

AgingRelatable

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Time Is Plumbing

How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

TimeBathroomPerspective+1

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Vault With A Leak

I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.

GossipTrustFriends+1

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Smoothest Line I Got

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.

RomanceFlirtingCompliment+2

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Aged To Excellence

I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, I’ll be older and wiser.

ProcrastinationWisdomLazy+1

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Bigger Trunk Required

I found a car that could fit a whole family without any problems. The problem is... my family has plenty.

FamilyCarRelatable

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Spelling Optional

Barely... I meant barley!!! I am barely alive... Guess I'm just brewing through life... Cheers to survival, one beer at a time!

BeerTypoRelatable+1

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