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Punctuality Jokes

4 punctuality dad jokes. You asked for it.

Architectural Rendezvous

Architectural Rendezvous

What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

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Time Management Genius

Time Management Genius

I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early.

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Punctual In My Own Timezone

Punctual In My Own Timezone

Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.

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Margin Of Error

Margin Of Error

After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!

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