Regret Jokes

4 regret dad jokes. You asked for it.

Forward Gear Only

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

MistakesRegretLife+1

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The Tomorrow Tax

The cost of procrastination is the life you could've lived.

ProcrastinationTimeRegret+2

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Undo Button Not Included

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

MistakesRegretComputer+1

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Same Wreck, New Paint

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

YouthRegretAging+2

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