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Youth Jokes

7 youth dad jokes. You asked for it.

Selectively Remembered

Selectively Remembered

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Compliment With Asterisks

Compliment With Asterisks

I like you. You remind me when I was young and stupid.

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Pre Beard Era

Pre Beard Era

"How old was I in 2007?", "Ah. 2007. I was young and full of dreams, not quite fossilized yet!"

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Tuition Hall of Fame

Tuition Hall of Fame

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

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Thermostat Of Bass

Thermostat Of Bass

If you think the music is too loud, you're too old!!

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Knees Don't Vote

Knees Don't Vote

Just enjoy life... You'll never be this young again!

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Same Wreck, New Paint

Same Wreck, New Paint

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

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