Relationship Jokes

30 relationship dad jokes. You asked for it.

Reservation Confirmed

Relationship Status: Table for one but drinks for two.

DatingDrinksRelationship

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Climate Control Issues

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot. But honestly... I’m not a fan.

WifeMarriageRelationship

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Margin Of Error

After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!

WifePunctualityMarriage+2

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Reanimated Romance

I dated a zombie once. When we broke up, she fell apart.

DatingRelationship

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Apology With Footnotes

My wife apologised to me the other day. She said she was sorry for ever marrying me.

WifeMarriageApology+2

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Signal Lost, Drama Found

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: You just play games.

RelationshipTrustPhone+2

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