The Homeless Musician
What do you call a musician whose girlfriend has dumped him? Homeless?
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Relationships Jokes
79 relationships dad jokes. You asked for it.
Knight in Shining Apron
When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vacuum or wash dishes.
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Always on Time
After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!
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Wife's Apology
My wife apologised to me the other day. She said she was sorry for ever marrying me.
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Christmas Fridge
I know it's October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Salad Dressing
My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing...
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No Trust, Just Games
A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: You just play games.
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