Thinking Clearly?
The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!
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Relationships Jokes
79 relationships dad jokes. You asked for it.
One-Sided Comedy Routine
My wife and I share a sense of humor. We have to. She doesn't have one.
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A Meeting to Forget
I'll never forget the first time we met... But I'll keep trying!!!
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Battle of Besties
Best friends: willing to sacrifice everything for each other, yet fiercely battle over the last slice of pizza.
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The Truth About Phones
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
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Unconditional Love with a Few Tweaks
I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.
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When Psycho Meets Logical
Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.
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Fruity Breakup
If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes you let that mango.
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The Finest Brew
Why are men like coffee? The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.
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Owl-ways on My Mind
I've been thinking of you... owl night long.
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Life-Changing News
Her: "I'm pregnant!" Him: "You're kidding me."
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Long-Winded Love
I avoid dating older women. Their life stories take too long to hear.
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Be Kind to Your Kids
Treat your kids well! They'll be the ones picking your nursing home.
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Surprising Eyebrow Observations
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprisedβ¦
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Algebraic Relationship Problem
I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
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Laundromat Logic
A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.
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Love Logic
That little tingle you feel when you love someone? Thatβs just your common sense slipping away. π β€οΈ
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Relationship Status
Relationship Status: Table for one but drinks for two.
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Heartbreakers Club
Alcohol won't heal a broken heart but that won't stop me from trying again tonight.
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Not a Fan
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when sheβs hot. But honestly... Iβm not a fan.
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Love or Money?
Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.
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