Cautionary Tale Material
Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
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Selfdeprecating Jokes
4 selfdeprecating dad jokes. You asked for it.
The Scorecard Speaks
Men and women were created equal... but women continued to improve.
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Lying Bathroom Floor
You know you're fat when you step on the scale it says 'One at a time please'
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Lighting Directors Choice
I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.
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