Women Jokes

10 women dad jokes. You asked for it.

Marketing Yourself Up

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

LoveMarriageWomen+2

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Self-Report From The Defendant

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think…

BrainsWomenMen+1

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Reaching The Wrong Direction

Women who seek to be equal to men... lack ambition!

WomenAmbition

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The Scorecard Speaks

Men and women were created equal... but women continued to improve.

WomenMenSelfdeprecating+1

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Asking For a Friend

Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.

WomenDatingMarriage

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Translation Services

The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really meant to say.

WomenWifeMarriage+2

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Unwinnable Quiz

No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"

WomenRelationshipHaircut

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The Safest Pickup Line

If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

DatingParadoxWomen+3

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Couch Diplomacy

Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.

RelationshipMenWomen+2

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Field Research

A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.

DatingWomenRelationships+1

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