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Talking Jokes

6 talking dad jokes. You asked for it.

Consulting The Specialist

Consulting The Specialist

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

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Classified Information Wanted

Classified Information Wanted

I wish my wife was one of those secret agents who can't spill a word about their day at work!

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Bird Brain Tragedy

Bird Brain Tragedy

I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

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Breakfast Has Opinions

Breakfast Has Opinions

Wow, it's hot in here! AHH! A talking sausage!

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Bakery Surprise

Bakery Surprise

Wow, it’s really hot in here! Whoa! A talking muffin?

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