UNDERWATER SPICE TROUBLE

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Dad's Take

Pick the environment where your weird becomes an asset. Move the same fish into the wrong tank and suddenly he's the problem employee. Find your water before you blame yourself, son.

Fish Ocean Water

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