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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Dumb Bass

Dumb Bass

What do you call a fish with no brains? A dumb bass!

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Frog's Fate

Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

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