SALTY SNEEZEWhy do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.AnimalsSea-LifeWordplayFishParenting๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
SophishticatedWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.AnimalsWordplayClothing+1๐0๐0
Spotted LeopardWhy can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.AnimalsWordplayNature+1๐0๐0
Selfish CrustaceansWhy don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.AnimalsWordplaySea-Life+1๐0๐0
Twin TentaclesWhat do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.OceanAnimalsWordplay+1๐0๐0