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Earth Science Smackdown

EARTH SCIENCE SMACKDOWN

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

Dad's Take

The specialty everyone calls dull will earn you a quiet little kingdom by forty. Plumbers and tax accountants drive nicer cars than the influencers, and nobody emails them at midnight. Boring is a moat, son.

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