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Edible Assignment

Edible Assignment

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!

SchoolFoodMisunderstanding+2
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The Stubborn Vegetable

The Stubborn Vegetable

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn’t lettuce.

WordplayVegetablesFood+1
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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

WordplayOceanParenting+1
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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

FitnessFoodWordplay+1
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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

ColorFoodAbsurd+2
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