SLOW GARDEN DRAMA

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

Dad's Take

Late is fine if you arrive with something the early crowd forgot. Showing up first only matters if you brought coffee or a contract. Otherwise you're just standing there, kid.

Tomato Food Garden Slow Vegetables

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