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Statistics Got Personal

STATISTICS GOT PERSONAL

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

Dad's Take

Anyone who tells you you're average is doing the math wrong on purpose. Average gets the promotion when the star burns out in March. Lean into the middle, son β€” the middle pays the mortgage.

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