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Lab Returned The Verdict

LAB RETURNED THE VERDICT

My IQ Test Results came back… They were negative.

Dad's Take

Stop measuring your worth on a test somebody else wrote. The smartest guy in my graduating class sells insurance to dentists and hates Mondays. Find what pays you to be your specific flavor of dumb.

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