TROUBLE UNDER THE WAVES

Why did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the ocean's bottom!

Dad's Take

Some discoveries are best kept off the resume. Whatever you saw at the last job stays at the last job, no matter how much wine the recruiter pours. Discretion is a salary multiplier.

Ocean Fish

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