PRODUCE AISLE WISDOM

Is it true an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Or is it just an old Granny's myth?

Dad's Take

A lot of what your grandmother believed about marriage turned out to be right, and I lost six years figuring out which six things. Listen to the women in your life the first time, son — it's cheaper.

Doctor Health Fruit

SHARE THIS GROAN:

𝕏 SHARE FACEBOOK WHATSAPP

← PREVIOUS NEXT →

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Tropical Waiting Room

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

Doctor Fruit Health+1

🙄0😂0

Family Checkup

My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'

Family Doctor Mental+1

🙄0😂0

The Fine Print

I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

Doctor Age Aging+2

🙄0😂0

Bedside Manner Needs Work

You're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then...

Doctor Health Aging+1

🙄0😂0

Friday Special

I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???

Doctor Health

🙄0😂0

Second Opinion Denied

Doctor, I have a problem with my left ear. Are you sure? Yes, I am definite!

Doctor Hearing Appointment+1

🙄0😂0

BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES

More Doctorjokes →More Healthjokes →More Fruitjokes →