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Peeling Banana

Peeling Banana

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

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Invisible Concern

Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Cured Bacon

Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโ€ฆ Butโ€ฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Mind Change

Mind Change

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

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Rabbit Vision

Rabbit Vision

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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Prepaid Doctor

Prepaid Doctor

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

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