ROYAL CUT OF MEAT

What do you call a steak that's kinighted by the Queen? Sir Loin.

Dad's Take

Cook her one decent meal on a Tuesday and she'll bring it up at every dinner party for the next decade. Pick your dish, learn it cold, and never serve it overcooked.

Steak Grill

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