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Qualification Query

Qualification Query

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

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Dinosaur Wordsmith

Dinosaur Wordsmith

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

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Monkey Diet

Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Species Confusion

Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Avian Algebra

Avian Algebra

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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