TUITION BY THE WATERING HOLE

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

Dad's Take

I went to three schools and learned more in one camping trip with your grandmother than in any of them. The women in this family will teach you everything if you stop trying to lecture them first.

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