ENCYCLOPEDIA EXCUSEA friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"WordplayCrimeTheftFriends๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Tireless PursuitDid you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.WordplayCrimeCars+2๐0๐0
Tongue TwistedThe world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard theyโll give him a tough sentence.WordplayLanguageCrime๐0๐0
Frog's FateWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!AnimalsWordplayCrime+1๐0๐0
Self PhotographyIf prisoners could take their own mugshotsโฆ they'd be called cellfies.WordplayCrimePhotography๐0๐0
Stomach ArrestWhat did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!CrimeWordplaySatire+1๐0๐0
