ENCYCLOPEDIA EXCUSEA friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"WordplayCrimeTheftFriendsπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Tireless PursuitDid you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.WordplayCrimeCars+2π0π0
Tongue TwistedThe world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard theyβll give him a tough sentence.WordplayLanguageCrimeπ0π0
Frog's FateWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!AnimalsWordplayCrime+1π0π0
Bedside DutyWhy couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.WordplayCrimeSleep+1π0π0
Beach BroomWhat do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.WordplayOceanParenting+1π0π0
