BAIL FOR THE BOOKWORM

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"

Dad's Take

When she asks where the money went and you start a sentence with 'I can explain,' you have already lost. Skip to the apology, kid — it's shorter and it scans better.

Crime Books Friend

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