BUGS BUNNY WAS RIGHT

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Dad's Take

She has been right about more things than I'll ever publicly admit, and she's never once needed me to confirm it. Pay attention to who keeps getting proven correct around the dinner table, and quietly take notes.

Vegetables Health

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