SELF-CENTERED TOYSRussian dolls are so full of themselves.WordplayToysCultureSarcasmπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Pointless GeometryWhat did the Triangle say to the Circle? You're pointless!MathWordplaySarcasmπ0π0
Narcissist RequestPlease keep me in your thoughts and prayers right now. Nothing is going on, I'm just a narcissist.SarcasmWordplayAttentionπ0π0
Greener GrassThe grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit!WordplaySarcasmLifeπ0π0
Aging GracefullyAging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.AgeWordplayMirror+2π0π0
Liver Donation PlanI plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so Iβll know itβs a match.DrinksDonationWordplay+2π0π0
