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Nesting Egos

NESTING EGOS

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

Dad's Take

Some folks talk about their own deeds until the room empties out, and your mother spotted that crowd the first time I brought one home. Listen twice as much as you speak, especially at her cousin's wedding.

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