PRE FILLED DESSERT DECLINE

Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Dad's Take

Knowing when you're full is the one skill nobody teaches and everybody needs. Food, work, conversation — same rule. Push back from the table while you still like the taste.

Dessert Food

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