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Spouses, in-laws and children who have heard it all before.

41 jokes

I think my neighbor is stalking me… I saw her googling my name through my telescope last night.

Suspicious Stargazing

Oct 11, 2026

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Boss's Orders

Oct 10, 2026

I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

A Quiet Reveal

Sep 25, 2026

2 mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & Nobody. Somebody did it and Nobody knows who.

Two Roommates Forever

Sep 24, 2026

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

Settled Long Ago

Sep 14, 2026

At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is…

Grandma Went Long

Sep 12, 2026

Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.

The Teenager Budget

Sep 10, 2026

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

Procedural Marital Combat

Sep 8, 2026

If I had a dollar for every woman who called me handsome… I'd have 1 dollar. Thanks, Grandma!

The Family Discount

Aug 6, 2026

Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years…

Counting With Interest

Jul 26, 2026

I don't usually brag about my expensive trips… but I just got home from the grocery store!

Big Spender Update

Jul 16, 2026

What do you call a young army? Infantry.

Boots Still Squeaky

Jul 6, 2026

I wish my wife was one of those secret agents who can't spill a word about their day at work!

Classified Information Wanted

Jul 4, 2026

Treat your kids well! They'll be the ones picking your nursing home.

The Long Game

Jun 23, 2026

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She said: "Great, I booked it for Thursday."

Calendar Has Other Ideas

Jun 18, 2026

I just want to be rich enough to threaten to cut people out of my will.

Estate Planning Goals

Jun 11, 2026

Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle… it's kind of a big dill.

Brining Down the House

May 29, 2026

What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence!

Property Line Mathematics

May 14, 2026

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

Same Wreck, New Paint

May 10, 2026

Were any famous men born on your birthday? No, only little babies.

Birth Records Request

May 5, 2026

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing…

Bowl of Diplomacy

May 1, 2026

Why did the dad roll down the hill in a tractor tire? Because it was a wheel-y good idea!

Tractor Tire Test Drive

Apr 30, 2026

A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

Lone Wolf Loses Again

Apr 20, 2026

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Cocky at the Bar

Apr 19, 2026