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Pure Wordplay

Puns, homophones and the sound of Dad winning.

22 jokes

If you say the word "GULLIBLE" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

Slow Word Experiment

Oct 6, 2026

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

Dawn Chorus Dispute

Sep 23, 2026

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Spelled Like That on Purpose

Sep 13, 2026

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

Possibly Impossible

Aug 29, 2026

I just came across the same crossword clue for an 11-letter word in two newspapers. Coincidence?

Eleven Letters of Doubt

Aug 20, 2026

What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and has only one letter? Envelope!

Mail Room Riddle

Jul 25, 2026

I wish my wife was one of those secret agents who can't spill a word about their day at work!

Classified Information Wanted

Jul 4, 2026

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

Trick Question Champion

Jun 3, 2026

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.

Missing One Letter

May 28, 2026

Can you name a country with no 'R' in it? No way!

Geography Pop Quiz

May 18, 2026

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

Big Words, Big Lizard

Apr 29, 2026

What do elves learn in school? The ELF-ABET!

North Pole Schoolhouse

Apr 26, 2026

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!

Underwater Sizing Chart

Mar 15, 2026

Education is important, beer is importanter.

Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

Mar 13, 2026

All generalizations are wrong, including this one!

Logic Eats Itself

Mar 10, 2026

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

Parrot Outclassed

Feb 18, 2026

Describe yourself with one word… bad at following very simple instructions.

Reading Is Optional

Feb 1, 2026

Are you a pole vaulter? No, I'm German. But how did you know my name was Walter?

Track Meet Misunderstanding

Jan 26, 2026

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Curbside Aviation

Jan 21, 2026

Marge called the newspaper for an obituary. Marge: Print this: Bernie is dead. Clerk: For $25, you can use six words. Marge: OK. Print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.

Obituary Word Count

Jan 18, 2026

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

Bathroom Riddle Hour

Jan 15, 2026

This sentence contains exactlly three erors.

Audit Failed

Jan 12, 2026