MUSICAL PATERNITYHow does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.FamilyMusicWordplayDadParentingπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Pun ParenthoodIt's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.WordplayParentingFamily+1π0π0
Divine ParentingMy teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.WordplayParentingReligion+2π0π0
Sibling PlaytimePlease go play with your brother. That's basically why we had him.WordplayParentingFamily+1π0π0
Dad's JokesIf a mother is laughing at the father's jokes, it means they have guests.WordplayFamilyRelationships+2π0π0
Double Trouble ParentingTwo wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.FamilyParentingWordplay+2π0π0
Parenting Reality CheckYour kid may be a genius, but youβre still a dummy.FamilyParentingGenius+1π0π0