CALLING IN REANIMATED

Why did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.

Dad's Take

Some Tuesdays you just need a personal day, no story attached. Take it before the body takes it for you. Bosses respect a planned absence more than a mystery cough.

Zombie Work Tired

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