DEAD TIRED DADWhy did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.ZombiesDadWordplaySleep๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Musical PaternityHow does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.FamilyMusicWordplay+2๐0๐0
Bedside DutyWhy couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.WordplayCrimeSleep+1๐0๐0
The Sock-Sleeper SocietyWhat do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny.WordplaySleepLifestyle+1๐0๐0
The Sleepless MountainWhat do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest!WordplayGeographySleep๐0๐0
Sleep Tight, Drive RightRegular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.WordplayCarsAge+2๐0๐0
Dog Gone Deep ThoughtsAm I part of Dog's Plan? The dyslexic-agnostic insomniac stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog!SleepDogsWordplay+1๐0๐0
