WALL DECOR IN PERIL

I'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.

Dad's Take

Everybody's days are numbered, which is exactly why you don't waste them complaining about the boss. Show up early, leave on time, eat dinner with the family — that's the whole arithmetic. The clock doesn't owe you a refund.

Calendar Time Kitchen Mortality

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