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Insignificant Elephant

Insignificant Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

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Species Confusion

Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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