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Bunny Walks Into Setup

BUNNY WALKS INTO SETUP

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

Dad's Take

Three guys walk into the same opportunity and only one of them actually rolls up his sleeves. Be the one who doesn't wait to see who goes first. The world rewards the guy who steps up before the joke lands.

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