TROPICAL DISGUISE

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

Dad's Take

Take the vacation, but don't forget where the paycheck comes from. Two weeks on a beach is a reward; six months is unemployment. Earn the trip, enjoy the trip, come back to the job — that's the order.

Vacation Fruit

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