BLACK BELT BACON

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

Dad's Take

Learn one skill nobody else on the line wants to learn and you'll outlast every layoff. I picked up welding on Saturdays for a year and never worried about a paycheck again. Specialize where the room is empty.

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