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Smooth Operator Hour

SMOOTH OPERATOR HOUR

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Dad's Take

Manners are free and they still get you further than a six-pack and a clever hat. Hold the door, mean the compliment, leave before you wear out the welcome.

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