SELF IMPROVEMENT LOOPHOLE

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.

Dad's Take

Become somebody worth choosing and then choose carefully. Upgrading the partner without upgrading yourself just changes who's disappointed.

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