RUDE BOVINE ENERGY

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

Dad's Take

Bad behavior, delivered with charm, ages into a beloved family anecdote. Without the charm it's just behavior. I aim for charm; the laugh is a bonus.

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