FASTER THAN THE GPS

Why do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.

Dad's Take

Trim ten percent off every story you tell — that's where the laugh hides. The cut is the craft. I've been cutting for thirty years and I'm still finding extra to shave.

Driving Haircut Commute

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