REPTILE IN TAILORING

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

Dad's Take

Dress slightly better than the room and they'll laugh at things they wouldn't otherwise. That's not vanity, that's stagecraft. Tuck the shirt in for the punchline.

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