MIGRATORY COMMON SENSE

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

Dad's Take

Migrate your best material seasonally — what crushed at the BBQ won't fly at brunch. Know your venues. I'm holding the holiday closers in reserve.

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