COUCH CONFESSIONAL CANDY

The therapist asks the Chocolate Easter Bunny: "How have you been lately?", "I don't know… I just feel hollow inside."

Dad's Take

Therapy is just open mic with one audience member who can't leave. Pace yourself, save the closers for week three. The pause they call breakthrough is just timing.

Therapy Feelings

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