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Animals

Fish, cows, pandas and the occasional stuck elephant.

46 jokes

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Eight Arms Each

Oct 7, 2026

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Bear Passes on Pudding

Oct 2, 2026

T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

Wardrobe Origin Story

Sep 30, 2026

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

Dawn Chorus Dispute

Sep 23, 2026

A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Produce Aisle Confession

Sep 16, 2026

I had a parrot and it could talk. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

Parrot Communication Issues

Sep 15, 2026

Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop.

Trim for the Flock

Sep 9, 2026

What's the loudest pet? A trumpet!

Noise Complaint Filed

Sep 2, 2026

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Breakfast Plate Economics

Aug 21, 2026

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Salad Has Enemies

Aug 19, 2026

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Aug 14, 2026

What do an eagle and a lion have in common? They both have wings, except for the lion.

Apex Trivia Hour

Aug 12, 2026

I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.

Apex Predator, Inner Peace

Aug 5, 2026

What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

Extinct Level Stealth

Jul 29, 2026

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

Spotted the Rubber Tail

Jul 22, 2026

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

Black Belt Bacon

Jul 15, 2026

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

Big Cat Problem

Jul 8, 2026

What do you call a 200-year-old buffalo? A bisontennial.

Two Centuries on the Hoof

Jul 1, 2026

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

Hop in a Tow Zone

Jun 24, 2026

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

Backstroke Champion

Jun 17, 2026

Why did the giraffe with a short neck feel sad? She just wanted to belong.

Savanna Sweetheart Blues

Jun 10, 2026

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Forest Dentistry Update

Jun 5, 2026

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

Trick Question Champion

Jun 3, 2026

Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

Knock Knock Foiled

May 27, 2026