A TAIL OF MODESTY

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

Dad's Take

Stop wearing hoodies to weddings and funerals — your hood is not formalwear no matter how soft it is. Own one jacket that fits, one tie, and one pair of shoes that aren't sneakers.

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