Today’s big storyWednesday, October 21, 2026Animal Wednesday

A Tail of Modesty

A Tail of Modesty. Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.
Tactful duck, discreet tail.

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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

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