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Dance Paw-blem

Dance Paw-blem

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

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Canine Silence

Canine Silence

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

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Magic Mut

Magic Mut

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

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A Dog's Gala

A Dog's Gala

I threw a ball for my dog... It’s a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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Barbecue Bandit

Barbecue Bandit

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

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Renaming the Cat Again

Renaming the Cat Again

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

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