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Mean Average

Mean Average

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Educational Safari

Educational Safari

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

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Qualification Query

Qualification Query

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

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Canine Silence

Canine Silence

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

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Spelling Contest

Spelling Contest

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

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Dinosaur Wordsmith

Dinosaur Wordsmith

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

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