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Big Words, Big Lizard

BIG WORDS, BIG LIZARD

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

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Learn three new words a month and use them on purpose. Your generation has emojis for grief and that is, frankly, a tragedy you can't even spell.

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