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Geometry Smackdown

GEOMETRY SMACKDOWN

What did the Triangle say to the Circle? You're pointless!

Dad's Take

Everybody's got an edge they're proud of and a few they hope nobody notices. Don't waste an afternoon trying to flatten yours out for somebody who can't appreciate the shape. Most opinions don't survive a second beer anyway.

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