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Fungal Space

Fungal Space

How much room should you give a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible!

NatureWordplayScience+1
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Valentine's Day No-No

Valentine's Day No-No

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day???? Cauliflowers!

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Noodle Deception

Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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