FUNGUS AMONG US

What is a room with no walls? A mushroom!

Dad's Take

Some of the best things in life don't need walls or a ceiling — just somewhere quiet to grow. I figured that out late, somewhere between the third raise and the second mortgage. Spend less, sit outside more.

Mushroom Fungi Wordplay Kitchen

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